I need to losen my wrist and fingers a bit to get working at a few commissions, and Sparky is all hyper to meet you guys here, so...
He's about as high as your overknee high heel boots, at least twice as old as me, and he can't resist to any chance of being courteous with the ladies.
Everything else you can look up in the party post comment section, I'm too tired to type it all now - edit is going to come later. ^^" Sparky will love to serve you whatever drink you want while you read. ^.~